Why are autists attracted to water?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Are they actually fish?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I one saw an autist and they had gills.

 

[MissDrama]

I don't know, you tell me

 

[obese]

I have an autistic kid, I have been trying to drown it in the bathtub for years. And yeah it's still alive. So you may be on to something.

 

[Reluctant MC]

I have an autistic kid, I have been trying to drown it in the bathtub for years. And yeah it's still alive. So you may be on to something.

Dad?

 

[draggs]

Down there they float too

 

[CrippleThreat]

What do you think made them autistic in the first place? There's something in the water.

 

[José Mourinho]

I read that autists breathe too

 

[Idiotron]

It doesn't have shape, taste, smell, color.... the fuck is it?
All life on our planet was possible thanks to water but yet, if you just drink pure H2O to survive, you will die of dehydration.
Water is pretty autistic if you think about it.

 

[obese]

I read that autists breathe too

Holy crap, Ready. Autists are dolphins.

 

[The Cunting Death]

because messing with it is kinda cool, I guess

 

[NerdShamer]

Might be nature trying to correct God's mistakes.

 

[Blamo]

Autists like Sonic. Sonic is blue, water is blue. Neither had good games in years. Boom.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Water attracts all forms of life, why would autists be any different?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

CWC may make it seem like autistics are attracted to electricity instead.

zap to the extreme!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

When I was a baby (long before my autism) I loved bathing. Can't swim however.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Autists are never used to the change of being out of the womb and into reality.