Why are canadian geese filled with unholy hatred?

[SandyCat]

They are sentient hatred in duck form

 

[ForgedBlades]

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. Literally spawned from hell.

I'm not going to lie, I actually thought it was pretty based when it came out that Hatians were killing them in public. We should import a shit load more until geese are hunted to extinction, then import something else to get rid of the Hatians.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Because they live in tranada

 

[dick brain]

Love ducks.
'ate geese.
Simple as.

 

[King George III]

They're also full of shit. Imagine the swimming area at a state park, but instead of clean sand/gravel, it's completely covered in goose shit, because they decided to stop migrating and live there year round.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

I would also be filled with incredible hatred if my country were run by Trudeau.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I like them. They chase other birds away that fish my fish while I'm fishing. So I'm alright with the Canuck Birds.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Probably because they're trying to defend themselves and their offspring from literal apes (humans are scientifically categorized as apes and Homos).

 

[not william stenchever]

I for one fear the coming of the Day of the Honk.

 

[Butterschmalz]

Xenophobia. Way to many jeets here.

 

[OrionBalls]

They have diplomatic immunity, so they think they can do whatever they want.

 

[parsnip]

only pussy ass bitches have a problem with geese. I've been feeding the ones near me for years and they come up and eat right out of my hand.
YOUR BLOODLINE IS WEAK.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

They're the Pajeets of Birds.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Serious answer: I love geese, I've kept many geese, and all geese are vaguely angry if you get too close to them. Canadians channel all of their hatred into them.

 

[Wuornos]

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. Literally spawned from hell.

I'm not going to lie, I actually thought it was pretty based when it came out that Hatians were killing them in public. We should import a shit load more until geese are hunted to extinction, then import something else to get rid of the Hatians.

Canadian geese > Haitians.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Serious answer: People think it's funny to harass them.

 

[Moths]

in my experience all species of geese are like this
Source: former geese owner

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

God decided Canada was too happy and created Canadian Geese.


He also made Canadians complete faggots, but that not 100% related to the Question.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

They are my spirit animal, together with angry swans.

 

[Pee Cola]

They're Canadian and they're geese, two of the cuntiest species on the planet. Of course they're gong to be gigacunts.