Why are oceans spooky?

[Skitarii]

Spooky shit dawg

 

[TayandYou]

The ocean is a large body of water which may contain impurities such as fish cum.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

That squid lookin like it’s about to tell the origin story of the reapers

 

[Retink]

That's not spooky, it's beautiful and majestic.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

It's spooky because every time we go somewhere in the ocean we've never been to before, we find mad freaky animals that we've never seen before.

 

[augment]

The ocean is wondrous and magnificent and if you disagree, you live in a sheltered bubble surrounded by padding and I don't want to read your opinions on anything.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Looks like some sort of demonic puppeteer controlling some unseen horror.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Because it's huge and mysterious, you can't see very far in front of you, the physics of being in it (floating and swimming) are not natural for the human body, it's filled with giant monsters that want to eat you or at least can kill you, and we've only discovered something like 10% of the animals that live there. Plus if it managed to kill Steve Irwin then we have no business being there.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's spooky because there is no natural way for us to have seen something from so deep, it sets off some primal instinct in our brains that we shouldn't be seeing these things.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I used to be spooked by the ocean, then I realized that's silly.
What, some huge monster is going to be way down there? How? It gets harder to maintain structural integrity and find energy as one goes deeper, how would they manage that if they can't on the surface? What would they eat to have enough energy to maintain themselves? The physics simply don't work out.

The biggest organisms you're going to find are going to be the ones within maybe the first half mile of the surface, and any that exist further down that aren't incredibly tiny will be extremely lethargic and have incredibly slow metabolism. Yes, stuff like giant isopods

Spoiler

Look pretty creepy, but unless you're laying around for weeks on the bottom of the ocean they aren't much of a threat.

There's also a barrelfish (those two green globes are actually its eyes, the dots in front are its nostrils) and a dumbo octopus in the attachments. I'll leave them there because they're stupid looking.

 

[RollerGator]

The ocean is wondrous and magnificent and if you disagree, you live in a sheltered bubble surrounded by padding and I don't want to read your opinions on anything.

If the ocean's so great go live in it you fishfag.

 

[RatCake]

If the ocean's so great go live in it you fishfag.

He already is. He's a fish living under the sea with his fish wifi.

 

[Skitarii]

He already is. He's a fish living under the sea with his fish wifi.

He needs to GET BACK TO WORK

 

[Toolbox]

It's just the fear of the unknown compounded with stereotypically 'creepy' deep sea life. Even though there are still perfectly normal creatures I.e. crabs at such depths too. And many of them, like the blob fish, only look bad when dead. Because their bodies were never meant to be below extreme pressures.

Look pretty creepy, but unless you're laying around for weeks on the bottom of the ocean they aren't much of a threat.

@Uberpenguin not entirely true.

But you have to be smaller than a human to be a target.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fish cum

sperm whales

 

[electrician's apprentice]

That's not scary at all, I could rip that thing apart with my bare hands

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

It's not spooky it's cool and based, you guys are just wuss or/and have seen Jaws way too young.

 

[draggs]

The ocean where Cthulhu and his niggas hang out dead but dreaming