Why are there so many food related products shaped like dicks on Amazon?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Seriously. Look up penis in the food section. Penis pasta, gummy dicks, fucking egg stencils shaped like dicks, dick cheeseboards, dick sushi holders. Cocks everywhere.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You can only tell people to eat a dick so many time before they actually do it.

 

[Fat Gollum]

Look up penis in the food section.

Oh no I'm not falling for this one again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Penis is the funniest genital.

Plus it's easier to make a cartoon penis out of food than breasts (unattached to a torso) or a vulva.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Because dicks are delicious

 

[parsnip]

Why were you searching dicks on Amazon

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why were you searching dicks on Amazon

I was bored.