Why are women so confusing? - What the fuck do they want? How do I read them?

[mister meaner]

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[SneedEyeMitch]

Idk but I blame men for this.

 

[Just A Butt]

I heard they bleed from their pussyhole

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Women have cooties, better stay away before they get you too. Protect your virginity at all costs. This is a public service announcement.

 

[Mal0]

Dude we all know girls aren't real. They are like unicorns or dragons, only existing in anime

 

[Penis Drager]

Just assume they want your dick at all times. If you're right: that's easy sex. If you're wrong: she walks away thinking you're a creep.
Either way you'll be fine as long as you don't press on after "no" leaves their lips. That's the big no-no and everyone will be big mad at you for it.

 

[mister meaner]

Dude we all know girls aren't real. They are like unicorns or dragons, only existing in anime

women are temporary
mal0 is forever

 

[Fuscateob]

I've discovered my GF picks fights and we end up having sex later that night almost like clockwork. I really do think the incels might be onto something

 

[Akashic Retard]

Maybe try rubbing ball sweat on your face for pheromones

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

Daily reminder that trans women are real women. So what do you mean by "women," sweaty? I'll report you to my lawyer and my Twitter feed for defamation and slander for the incorrect answer so choose wisely.

Spoiler: A more serious answer

Probably something to do with the 4 different hormones that differ in levels throughout the month. It's common knowledge that hormones can genuinely influence you subtly, even without you really realizing it in the heat of the moment. I'm not saying that someone is going to be batshit insane because they have a handful more chemicals than the other gender, but I do think it can change things like how patient you are. Even among men, people in general are less patient before lunch. Judges that hear a sentencing before lunch break are more likely to hand out harsher sentences. That's probably an example I can think of off the top of my head because patience is a concept that 99.999999% people aren't going to care to track. There's also a problem where someone might confuse answer at a bad experience for being impatient. I think it would be good study material, though.

 

[A-Stump]

 

[Geoff Peterson]

Women are confusing because they are incomplete men. Their lack of a penis deprives them of valuable testosterone and negatively impacts their pineal glans and thus makes them act both irrationally and batshit at times.

 

[Xenarthran]

Because their brains are so different that they might as well be a different species.

 

[DerKryptid]

They're not. And you can always refund the pussy when you're done with it

 

[Getting tard comed]

Women are crazy. Men are dumb.

Learn it. Love it. Live it.

It will make your life a whole lot simpler once you understand and accept that.

Also:

 

[StraightShooter2]

I find that a lot of the stereotypes about "women being confusing" and such are highly exaggerated.

The only thing I would add is that women often seem to take longer to "make up their mind" about something (e.x. going on a date), and are more likely to change their mind if something new comes up.

Also there's no way to perfectly "read a person's mind" without communicating with them to some degree - most of the dime-a-dozen stuff about "body language" is highly speculative beyond the bare basic "signs of attraction" (and even if she shows "signs of attraction", that doesn't mean she's 100% set on going on a date or anything, since there are plenty of other unseen factors at play).

 

[draggs]

Women don't have a penis to do their thinking for them that's why

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I hear women's behavior makes sense when you realize they do a lot of it for other women in particular, as opposed to for general observance.

Uh, that said: don't bother worrying about what they want. An increasing amount very much do not know what they want.

 

[Just A Butt]

Because their brains are so different that they might as well be a different species.

lol no that's just cause your brain is vastly different to a human brain. i could see why you would be confused about that

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

All they want is your money & your poor friends bigger dick