Why are you a furry?

[Gangstalker #32194]

Have you considered not being a furry?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

This isn't a fur suit I'm just a hairy Italian.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

razor broke

 

[spacko]

OP I'm going to kill you in your sleep by firing microplastics directly into your urethra

 

[SentinentCloud]

the urge to wiggle the tail is stronger

 

[Drone]

I love being a goofy critter on the internet!

I love having front-row seats to funny bouts of drama!

I love having regular opportunities to tell pedos and zoos to kill themselves!

 

[Whatevermancer]

Cause furries are cool.

 

[OrionBalls]

Because I am actually 36 cats.

 

[Feral Postie]

I didn't think I was, but Pokemon are furry and one thing spiralled into another.

 

[DankSmoker]

I didn't think I was, but Pokemon are furry and one thing spiralled into another.

Kill yourself.

 

[Feral Postie]

Kill yourself.

I've tried twice, but I'm even a failure at that.

 

[DankSmoker]

I've tried twice, but I'm even a failure at that.

Have you considered less womanly methods or do you just feed off of attention?

 

[Rockwell]

Groomed on ROBLOX as a kid in one of those furry games + I liked animals and enjoyed drawing them. Shit went downhill from there. I was like... 9? Feel free to laugh and tell me to kill myself. I'm just here to tell you protect your kids from the internet, please.

 

[Feral Postie]

Have you considered less womanly methods or do you just feed off of attention?

The first time I was "saved" after a remotely monitored alarm foiled my plans. The second time I was incorrectly told a whole pack of Flintstone's vitamins were deadly at that dose.