Why are you gay?

[Desu Mountain]

Why are you running?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Yes.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Who says I'm gay?

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Because I'm fast as fuck boi

 

[hateful entity]

internalized homophobia

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I wouldn't be gay if these niggas weren't so damn cute.

 

[Baguette Child]

Because women are unreliable and shortsighted.

 

[Kartoshki]

Who says I'm gay?

You are gay.

 

[Full Race Replay]

 

[verygayFrogs]

Because of Alex Jones

 

[Key the Metal Shitposter]

"you are a transgendah"

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Bros before hoes.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

 

[Vingle]

Because you're fucked, if a woman suddenly decide they didn't want to fuck you. After the deed is done.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Just am.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

One of the only ways I can get ahead in my career

 

[Tortoise Soup]

I’m not gay. I’m so manly I can fuck only men.

 

[lurk_moar]

I am not gay. It’s called asexual. We get mistaken for gays in denial like all the time.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Women just aren’t as good at blowjobs.

 

[draggs]

Aliens probed muh bootyhole