Why are you not banned?

[⚞⛇⚟]

As far as I can tell you do everything wrong. Is it because you were shit talking Lidl Drip in the au lait Mass Debates thread?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Because I'm a good boy who dindu nuffin.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

i'm safe because null has a francophony fetish

 

[PonderosaPete]

When I get a warning I send the mod who did it a picture of me flexing and ask them to post aesthetics. Suddenly there's not a problem anymore.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

because I'm hilarious

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I have sexy feet

 

[Laburnum]

I don't keep it trill

 

[Le b0wski]

Hitler doesn't want me banned.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Because I know what Null did last summer.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Because Null secretly loves me, but is not allowed to admit it cuz he's a tsundere.

 

[peachlover669]

Because Null secretly loves me, but is not allowed to admit it cuz he's a tsundere.

Spoiler: Forgive me god

 

[dick brain]

Too forgettable.

 

[Super Malario]

Too forgettable.

This

 

[MoffAlbert]

The new posts page started working and stayed working. Shame. I'm pretty sure I was one annoyance away from at least a thread ban in the tech grievances thread.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

By not pushing the buttons that will obviously get me banned. I stick to the tried and true safe buttons like cheese jokes and nulls love of lucky star.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I don't post enough to get noticed.

 

[gagabobo1997]

cuz i did my time and got unbanned

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't flagrantly break the rules or behave too obnoxiously, so I'm skirting by.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m too boring and unassuming to do anything banworthy