Why are your parents divorced?

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Mine aren't so just wondering. It was your fault, is what I hear.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Because mom didn't like dad's wrestling buddy Uncle Richie. She caught them having wrestling practice in their bedroom and got real mad. Dad was pretty sore too, but in a different way.

 

[Dawdler]

Mine aren't so just wondering.

I can help with that.

 

[RussianParasite]

10/10 marriage counselors agree that divorces are always the child’s fault.