Why aren't there more KKK members on Kiwi Farms? - Ku Klux Kiwis unite?

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The Ku Klux Klan is well-known to be Christian, conservative, and not very fond of black people and Jews. Kiwi Farms is full of Christians, conservatives, and isn't very fond of black people and Jews. Since they overlap so much, why aren't there more Kiwis (especially A&H posters) who are in the KKK? It's not hard to join, you get a nice set of robes, you can make new friends and drink beer, burn crosses, and make jokes about minorities.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

 

[Finger Pistols]

I see you aren't kool enough for the Kiwifarms Kool Kids Klub.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

 

[analrapist]

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this is a website for talking about terminally-online weirdoes, not a dang political soapbox

go burn your cross on your front lawn op

 

[JamusActimus]

Kkk is kringe

 

[Feral Postie]

KKK are a bunch of retarded low iq boomers and low tier americans. They have to wear those hoods because dey' so ugly.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Who told you there aren't enough?

Maybe they're not in Lolcow boards, but I can see them in politics threads and the like.

 

[parsnip]

I watched a documentary about them once and it just looked like a club for lonely old guys. Seems like a lot of work and not as much fun as a bowling team.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Because the KKK is for retarded faggots.

 

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

"Known to be Christian"
Mfer, they choose those ugly ass robes just to mock the Catholics, to the point every Easter they have to explain the Candelaria came first to twitard karens

 

[millais]

They won't stand up and be counted.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

It has the same demographics as the Elks Lodge and is vehemently anti-Catholic. There’s pretty much no overlap with them and A&H.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

KF is for young and hip millenials and zoomers that grew up with the interwebz. The KKK is for old southerners who suffer from a terminal case of Mutt's law

 

[Aunt Carol]

It has the same demographics as the Elks Lodge and is vehemently anti-Catholic. There’s pretty much no overlap with them and A&H.

This is what I was wondering about: KKK demographics. I assumed they were old as heck and probably not very online.

It's a shame the KKK is anti-Catholic, because if they had a better online presence they could attract a lot of that kind of young guy who likes robes and vestments and old-fashioned ornate designs, but still wants to be edgy.

I guess it's no surprise that an antisemitic group isn't great at marketing their brand; the jokes write themselves.

My other joke was going to be about climate change, but the Spanish penitents are still going strong. Maybe that's a dry heat.

 

[Jack-O'-Lantern]

Does the kkk even really exist anymore?

 

[Staticness]

How do you do, fellow FBI agents?

 

[AMHOLIO]

The remains of the KKK are full of glowies so they're likely posting here anyway.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Does the kkk even really exist anymore?

I think there's like 3,000 left in a country of 332,000,000. There are street gangs comprised of some ethnic minority nobody's ever even heard of from a rust belt city of more significance in 2024

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

KKK used to be based, but they are super gay nowadays.
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