Why can't penguins fly?

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For they are the fallen angles doomed to forever roam the frozen wasteland, cast away from their father for all eternity for their impertinence in the face of our Lord. The flesh told me, it holds innumerable secrets you just need to listen closely hear it whisper don't breathe
But bees can fly even though their wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
I'm not that into biologic stuff, but I would guess a bees body is less heavy than a penguins. Like, the same size amount of stone and cotton. The stone would obviously be heavier than the same size amount of cotton.
 
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Why do they have to fly? You ever think of that? Not all birds need to fly you bird racist.

What you fail to comprehend land walker, is that when the world is eventually overtaken by the sea, the emperors will be prepared to ascend to their rightful place as masters of the world. While you're swimming with your water floaties, the emperor's will be zooming like a torpedo ready to devour you for lunch.

Your land walking days are limited, all will return to the ocean in time.
 
For they are the fallen angles doomed to forever roam the frozen wasteland, cast away from their father for all eternity for their impertinence in the face of our Lord. The flesh told me, it holds innumerable secrets you just need to listen closely hear it whisper don't breathe
 
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