why did god make your mom so big for seemingly no reason?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Some girls are bigger than others.
Some girls mother's are bigger than other girls mother's.

 

[Marc]

This may have previously been answered:

When I was little I loved watching trains drive by. It was close to a mining area so fright trains with dozens upon dozens of wagons full of coal would regularly drive by. One day, they merged multiple fright trains into one. For minutes flat wagons, open wagons, covered wagons and multiple locomotives thundered through the lands, I was in awe, I was convinced that was the longest train in the world. Turned out they were just delivering dinner to yo momma.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Axiom.]

I had to get my bad bitch energy somewhere, jealous?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

So fat fetishists can masturbate to her.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

so she could get a cameo in star wars

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So fat fetishists can masturbate to her.

That reminds me, tell her "thank you". From me.

 

[Dr Cruel]

Harland Sanders is not God. He's just an honorary Confederate colonel.

 

[Pagan Min]

It's because that was the only way she could give birth to me and my massive ego...

 

[Spud]

He had to make sure it could accommodate the size of her heart.

 

[OrionBalls]

She was having my little sister!

 

[PonderosaPete]

Some girls are bigger than others.
Some girls mother's are bigger than other girls mother's.

My mom's so big she can beat up your mom.

 

[OrionBalls]

At least my Mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

At least my Mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!

hey now, that's BMJ's favorite magazine.