Why did you have me sleep on a pee stained couch?

[Axiom.]

I WAS LYING IN URINE.

 

[Kim]

Sometimes the dog has accidents. You're the one who begged to couch surf.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

It was the cat who decided. He was on the other couch, and I wasn't willing to move him for your comfort. Just accept that you rank somewhere below my cat in the hierarchy of who I give a shit about and how much. If that bothers you, crash on some other fiends couch, you degenerate.

 

[Moths]

You pass out on my couch, I cant vouch for its condition

 

[Fat Gollum]

Because I'm already sleeping on the poo-stained couch.

 

[dick brain]

Because you're a little piss boy.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I was marking my territory. Just so we're clear.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Oh, you...you thought that was pee? Yeah, yeah, it was pee, sorry about that.

 

[Axiom.]

Oh, you...you thought that was pee? Yeah, yeah, it was pee, sorry about that.

It smells like pee.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

It wasn't piss stained before you laid on it, if that gives you any comfort. I didn't piss it, my cat didn't piss it... it's you.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It smells like pee.

It's definitely "pee", yep yep...

 

[dick brain]

It smells like pee.

It's not pee it's squirt.

 

[Axiom.]

It's definitely "pee", yep yep...

It's not pee it's squirt.

Squirt is pee

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Squirt is pee

Squirt tastes too good, no way it's pee, just ain't possible.

And what's the logistics here, and legality? You really trying to tell me Keurig Dr Pepper Inc. is just employing people to piss in vats all day? I don't buy it.

 

[frozen_runner]

I told you I'd clean it up. I'm working on it!