Why didn't the Minecraft movie came out?

[Rome's rightful successor]

We were promised a Minecraft movie but it never came out. What happened? Answer me KiwiFarms!

 

[SandyCat]

I accidentally the movie

sorry

 

[sasazuka]

Even without Covid-19 in the equation, release dates for movies three years in the future are usually just wild speculation that nothing will go wrong leading to any delays with the production or distribution.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It never came out because they knew they could never top this masterpiece

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Main character was a teenage woman.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Main character was a teenage woman.

How could you have a minecraft movie without Steve being the main character?

 

[Rick Flairening]

How could you have a minecraft movie without Steve being the main character?

Exactly! Alex is just some fucking creeper sucking thot with BPD, who's only real purpose is found after taming wolves (white girls+dogs and all that).

 

[KittyGremlin]

good

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

The movie will be released in an unfinished state and constantly changed and updated for many years until the final product is something completely different than the original release. Also, the movie itself will suck, but many fan-made scenes will be optionally available and everyone will say the movie is good only because their favorite fan-made scenes are good.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

A creeper blew up the movie set.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It was just a bunch of guys building giant tits and dicks. Abstract futanari, contrary to popular belief, is not family friendly.

 

[Quijibo69]

I'm waiting for USB Plug: The Movie with Chris Pratt as the voice of the USB socket.

 

[Cats]

minedcraft is gay

 

[KittyGremlin]

minedcraft is gay

Respectfully disagree, but I still love you.