Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[WinchesterPremium]

Title.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

They're all glowniggers, change my mind.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Just like me, they long to be, close to you.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Because they're buzzards and you tied me to this fucking train track!

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Someone is dosing you with hallucinogenics.

Yeah, I know it’s a song.

 

[Penis Drager]

I've got a pet bird that was kinda forced on me from childhood.
Nasty fucking creature. The bitch just poops on my shoulder and if I don't pretend to like her she screams.

Other than that, birds seem to like me for some reason. Even wild ones come to me when I'm far out in the woods. Dumb faggots; all of them.

 

[Positron]

You have ticks all over your body, which birds feed on.

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Those are the side-effects of anorexia nervosa.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Pop in in this shitty simulation.

 

[RW 1995]

Homer and Marge's song