Why do black people be that way?

When the Great Atlantean civilization fell to the Finno-Korean alliance due to skill issue, the black Hyperborean scientist, Yakub, feared his people would be next and ordered the activation of the Giza Mass Autism Array, which caused the nearby Neanderthal population to mutate into the Indo-European race and lead to them raping and pillaging their way through Europe and India. Unfortunately for Yakub, the Indo-Europeans were able to build their own autism pyramids through tricknology and caused the black Hyperboreans to devolve into spear-chuckers, while the white Hyperboreans became g*rmans
 
Possibility 1: Melanin
2: Cultural habituation to southern cuisine
3: Learned helplessness
4: That groovy sound, emphasis on slap bass
5: Yo boss why these crackas gotta be intellectualizin' an whatnot, just blaze tha herb and chill bro. Sheeeeeeeeeeet.
 
When the Great Atlantean civilization fell to the Finno-Korean alliance due to skill issue, the black Hyperborean scientist, Yakub, feared his people would be next and ordered the activation of the Giza Mass Autism Array, which caused the nearby Neanderthal population to mutate into the Indo-European race and lead to them raping and pillaging their way through Europe and India. Unfortunately for Yakub, the Indo-Europeans were able to build their own autism pyramids through tricknology and caused the black Hyperboreans to devolve into spear-chuckers, while the white Hyperboreans became g*rmans
Ay, yo, fuck these mayo ghoul cavebeasts....
 
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