Why do I want to give jumping spiders head pats?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

They eat brown recluses and wasps. Not only are they adorable geniuses, they are bros.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Spiders are icky

 

[Turk on the lurk]

Jumpies are adorable, like tiny alien puppies.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Because you’re gay, I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I've never understood why people dislike spiders so much. If one makes a web in your yard you can grab bugs and throw it into their web and they'll run out to eat them, and most times they're dopey idiots who hang out in your bathroom or w/e and you're like "What the hell are you doing out here? Get out of here you little fucker, get back into the corner" and you shoo them and they run away. Like with most critters so long as they don't make a nuisance of themselves they're fine by me.

I'd prefer they not jump though, too unpredictable.

 

[Skitarii]

Becawse thew cute