Why do lesbians always call me a creep and tell me to f off whenever I ask them to suck my girl dick?

[Bob's Vagene]

Like yeah I have a penis. But I'm a girl. So it's a girl penis. What's the problem here? Can someone please explain this to me. I'm so confused.

 

[Niggernerd]

Have you tried chloroform? Less whining but more saliva.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Clearly they're bigots. Maybe you could break the ice by asking them a lot of questions about feminine hygiene products.

If all else fails you have the chloroform option.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Internalized misogyny. Society has taught them to hate women and Real Women, like yourself.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ask them if they enjoy dildoes. If they enjoy dildoes, those transphobes can enjoy your stunning and brave girldick.

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

Explain that you are a True and Honest Lesbian (trademark pending) that just so happened to be a woman trapped in a girl's body. If they won't suck your girl dick, explain that this makes them a transphobe. If they don't understand the severity of this, go on Twitter and put them on blast. Your followers understand. They always will.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’m sorry that they did not confirm your gender by allowing you to plow them with your girldick. They’re clearly very entitled and do jot understand that you are a woman. Genitalia has nothing to do with sex, what matters is what gender you are. Clearly they just need to try girldick so they can see that it’s actually different. It’s basically a flesh dildo so they shouldn’t be bothered by it.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

You must 41% yourself. It's the only way to rectify your deep-seated insanity and belief you can change gender.


Could also be because you're apparently a "girl". That's pedophile shit. Lesbians like women. We leave kiddiefucking to the gay men like Peter Tatchell of Stonewall UK, and nonces like Aimee Challoners "Husband".

 

[byuu]

They're gay and don't like girl things.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

They're just being tsundere. You have to go on an Argonautic quest with one, during which time the two of you will grow to understand each other as she drops her defenses and becomes more comfortable with you, likely leading to a heartfelt confession from her.

Spoiler

...either that, or you gaslight them relentlessly until they submit and at least mentally separate you from your girl dick.

 

[draggs]

Wash your girlbenis

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Just remind them that its not rape if your doing it for a good cause.

 

[Dysnomia]

Paint your girldick pink. Girls love pink.

 

[Don Yagon]

Own them by getting bottom surgery and asking them to warm you up with tongue before dilation.

 

[Hambubger]

Penis envy?

 

[Table Country]

When trannydick blowjobs fail we really do live in a clown world.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Here’s a pro-gamer move. If you yell surprise before it’s not rape.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

I'm sure by now its law that women have to choke on your manmeat