Why do midgets, martial arts, and monkeys make everything better?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Are those just the three M's to success?

 

[Skitarii]

3 B's

Bombs blades broads blood babes bullets bloods and blades

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I was going to protest... but then I realized I would totally watch a movie where the protagonist(s) are midgets in monkey suits fighting with martial arts. You're on to something big here, OP. When you are found dead by suicide from 3 shots in the back of the head I'll be sure you cracked the code they didn't want you to...

 

[b0x]

SOMEONE SAID MIDGETS

 

[discombobulate]

For Y'ur Height Only is a Filipino movie that stars a midget as a Bond-esque spy trying to stop deployment of an n-bomb. He uses martial arts, flies around with a mini-jetpack, and gets the girls. No monkeys but otherwise right up your alley.