Why do my clothes stink when I wake up?

[Fräulein Troonjak]

I shower every evening and sleep with nothing but underwear. I hang my clothes in my chair. Every morning when I wake up and smell them, they stink of sweat. I live alone. What's going on?

 

[We Are The Witches]

What's your BMI?

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

What's your BMI?

22ish

 

[We Are The Witches]

22ish

Have you had "gender affirming surgery"? Do you even wash your clothes?

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Have you had "gender affirming surgery"? Do you even wash your clothes?

No, and yes (in that order).

 

[We Are The Witches]

No, and yes (in that order).

Then maybe get less tight clothing, such as loose pajamas, and if it's a serious issue, go to the doctor.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Then maybe get less tight clothing, such as loose pajamas, and if it's a serious issue, go to the doctor.

Yes, I was planning to, this monday. I might have fucking diabetes

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Does it smell like buttered popcorn when you pee?

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Does it smell like buttered popcorn when you pee?

I tasted my urine, it doesn't taste like your usual urine. It smells weird, but I don't know if "buttered popcorn" describes it best

 

[Jason Wynn]

What is your typical diet? If you’re eating a lot of pajeet food, you’re gonna stink when you sweat.

Maybe try a stronger deodorant. I assume you’re scrubbing your pits as well when showering. How often do you wash your clothes? Going days wearing the same thing over and over they’re gonna start smelling a bit rank, no matter how often you shower

 

[Rozzy]

Try wearing natural fabrics like cotton, synthetic fabrics such as polyester are sweat magnets.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

I tasted my urine, it doesn't taste like your usual urine. It smells weird, but I don't know if "buttered popcorn" describes it best

Was it sweet?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Your house or room probably smells like shit and you don't realize it from never leaving.
It's also possible you may have something in your water. I had a friend in high school who always smelled like egg farts because the water at his house was rich in potassium or something.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

UPDATE: I am fine. I'm a train advancing at full speed, with all the traps set against me breaking when I step on them.