Why do "Patricks" post on Kiwi Farms?

[NaggotFigger]

If there are Patricks out there that allegedly are waiting for the knocks for the next Pizza Hut delivery, how can they type while they're all eyes on Xitter?

 

[Axiom.]

That's not how Pizza Hut works, stalker.

 

[Caveman]

Ehh fuck off.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

We do not, stalker. These are your delusions. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

If there are Patricks out there

Only Krusty Krabs post on the Kiwi Farms stalker, Patricks are only the inner machinations of your mind. Enjoy (paid) pizza stalker.

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Yes this is stalker, I hope you have money.

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

Oh, I had hoped this would be an anti-Irish thread.

 

[Pina Colada]

My name is not Rick, stalker child.

 

[Media Consumer]

My name is not Rick, stalker child.

It's not Pat either. Wait for the knock.