Why do people have ten fingers but only one butthole?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did God make a mistake?

 

[JethroTullamore]

I can get a whole fist in my butthole.
Try harder nooob.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can get a whole fist in my butthole.
Try harder nooob.

That's still only five fingers, read a book dummy.

 

[JethroTullamore]

That's still only five fingers, read a book dummy.

You tryin’ to say I couldn’t get all ten in there at once? I bet I could. I could do two fists. A double-fister.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

So you can keep 9 friends happy

 

[JethroTullamore]

So you can keep 9 friends happy

I’d like to see you get nine fingers in nine separate buttholes.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I’d like to see you get nine fingers in nine separate buttholes.

yeah I bet you would

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I’d like to see you get nine fingers in nine separate buttholes.

If they were gnome buttholes maybe. They'd be like lil finger puppets.