Why do people like dolphins?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I don’t get why people like dolphins. Dolphins are the apex sexual predators of the seas. They form literal rape gangs, practice infanticide, and commit murder for lulz. They are manipulative little psychopaths who have hoodwinked humanity into seeing them as cute did-do-nothings.

Spoiler: Dolphins are assholes

Also killer whales are dolphins. Don’t fall for their propaganda!

 

[Death Grip]

I don't. Never trust something that smiles all the time.

 

[Grub]

I don’t get why people like dolphins. Dolphins are the apex sexual predators of the seas. They form literal rape gangs, practice infanticide, and commit murder for lulz. They are manipulative little psychopaths who have hoodwinked humanity into seeing them as cute did-do-nothings.

So your typical leftist, sjw, lgbtbbq+++++, troon?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

So your typical leftist, sjw, lgbtbbq+++++, troon?

They’re the male feminists of the marine mammal world.

 

[Niggernerd]

Sharks are cooler and nicer when the water isn't murky. Sea dogs i say!

 

[Ophelia Jones]

They're Not even fish! I don't trust mammals who act like fish.

 

[Vingle]

People like things that acts like them. An asshole human see themselves in a dolphin.

 

[DerKryptid]

Because they love to rape rape rape to the exteme

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The dolphin-safe label on canned tuna was invented by and is enforced by the tuna companies. Look it up. Follow the money.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Because they love to rape rape rape to the extreme

They raping everybody out there.

 

[DerKryptid]

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They raping everybody out there.

"Go dolphichu"

"Thanks father, I will "

 

[Medulseur]

"They form literal rape gangs, practice infanticide, and commit murder for lulz." This feels kind of hypocritical coming from the human race.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There is multiple vidya about them, like the Ecco the Dolphin series.

Also there was a big fascination with them in the '90s New Age craze?

Never trust something that smiles all the time.

EXPOSING THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT DOLPHINS AND THEIR CYCLING HABITS

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Why not? They are delicious, especially with hippies tear.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Dolphins rape people, which is why I can see the appeal

 

[Dysnomia]

All that stuff makes them sound very human indeed. As in certain breeds of human. No wonder people like them so much.

 

[MrTroll]

That satisfying squish sound, combined with a whimper that almost sounds like a human child's, when you stab them with a harpoon and/or penis. There's just nothing else quite like it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

well nobody made a movie series about a giant killer dolphin who eats people .... yet?

 

[latter day taint]

I blame Lisa Frank

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

well nobody made a movie series about a giant killer dolphin who eats people .... yet?

Technically there was that documentary about killer whales killing people at Sea World. Killer whales are dolphins after all. The Simpson’s also predicted the future conflict.