Why do people like sparkling water?

[Blouie]

Every flavor/brand I've tried has tasted like absolute SHIT.

I don't understand why anyone would want to drink this instead of something like water or tea.

 

[SandyCat]

Flavored sparkling water is just depressed soda that hasn't killed itself yet but its working up the courage.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Drink club soda instead

 

[MrTroll]

If you dump enough of it into a body of water, it will turn the frogs gay. That is its only known use.

 

[Jason Wynn]

it is a bit odd if you drink it by itself instead of using it as a mixer. All the flavored carbonated water tastes like absolute shit (looking at you in particular, LaCroix)

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

It's a great way to kick soda. I did it that way. Unflavored plain sparkling water is shit, and even flavored sparkling water is pretty lame tasting. You gotta go with something like Clear American which has aspartame (artificial sweetener also in soda). Yes, that makes it not a completely 100% healthy drink but it's very very close to the taste of soda with much much much less of the teeth rotting and burn out you get later with soda. Their Mandarin Orange tastes very close to Orange Soda and their Key Lime tastes very close to Sprite. If you drink it with meals you can tell even less the difference between soda. All of the non-sweetener ones are gonna be the same shit, go with a sweetener one. It's a much healthier alternative to soda and the taste is very close.

 

[Catler]

The world is full of broken people who don’t like the taste of plain water, likely due to decades of garbage “beverages” pushed on them by corporations.

It exists for them so they can claim to be drinking something healthy while avoiding normal water.

 

[Blouie]

It's a great way to kick soda. I did it that way. Unflavored plain sparkling water is shit, and even flavored sparkling water is pretty lame tasting. You gotta go with something like Clear American which has aspartame (artificial sweetener also in soda). Yes, that makes it not a completely 100% healthy drink but it's very very close to the taste of soda with much much much less of the teeth rotting and burn out you get later with soda. Their Mandarin Orange tastes very close to Orange Soda and their Key Lime tastes very close to Sprite. If you drink it with meals you can tell even less the difference between soda. All of the non-sweetener ones are gonna be the same shit, go with a sweetener one. It's a much healthier alternative to soda and the taste is very close.


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I think I've tried that one actually, I remember it being alright

 

[Lathe]

I always liked it with lime/lemone juice.

 

[One Eyed Lord]

No idea. I've always disliked anything with fizz in general but sparkling water has to be the worst.

 

[A Gay Retard]

I'm simply too good to drink still water.

 

[SofondaCox]

People eat blood sausage.

People are morons.

 

[Degenerate Fuck]

It's a great way to kick soda. I did it that way. Unflavored plain sparkling water is shit, and even flavored sparkling water is pretty lame tasting. You gotta go with something like Clear American which has aspartame (artificial sweetener also in soda). Yes, that makes it not a completely 100% healthy drink but it's very very close to the taste of soda with much much much less of the teeth rotting and burn out you get later with soda. Their Mandarin Orange tastes very close to Orange Soda and their Key Lime tastes very close to Sprite. If you drink it with meals you can tell even less the difference between soda. All of the non-sweetener ones are gonna be the same shit, go with a sweetener one. It's a much healthier alternative to soda and the taste is very close.


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I heard the Key Lime Pie is fucking the best.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Bubbles are fun! You guys are just mean.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Drink club soda instead

generally has a different taste & more carbonation. suitable for some drinks fucking horrible in others.
I find juices go better with 'sparkling water' and why not just use water? Cause as above bubbles are fun

 

[Cats]

because they're faggots

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH5cH7D-8-U

Can a toucan be wrong? NO!

 

[1988 prick]

i mostly use it on my pre-workout to make it less boring lol
and slip in a bit of tequila