Why do Scottish people talk like that?

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I dinnae ya cunt

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Copious amounts of solvent abuse.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

It’s from all the British peen they’ve sucked.

 

[HairyBadger]

Copious solvent abuse and lack of Welsh influence.

 

[dick brain]

I like when count dankula says muldul. Attempted muldul. Fahst degree muldul. Mass muldul.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Fur mah guid sur thay hae thair boaby & baws absolutely frozen under that kilt ye dumb jobby