Why do sloptubers hate Crumbl Cookies so much

[Punished Derich]

Seriously, why?

 

[PositiveMonk]

I don't want my cookies to crumble, I prefer the soft chewy kind, preferably fresh and hot.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I dunno anything about sloptubers and their relation to Crumbl Cookies... I just know they have singular cookies with like 800-1000 calories which is insane.

 

[OrionBalls]

Because, despite the trendiness of the thing, the cookies are expensive and not very good. Also, Mormons. You would think a baking company founded by Mormons would have decent offerings. Apparently, this is not the case.

 

[DankSmoker]

Fat people problems. I cant imagine getting mad at cookies.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I dunno anything about sloptubers and their relation to Crumbl Cookies... I just know they have singular cookies with like 800-1000 calories which is insane.

Because Mormons are obsessed with sugar.

 

[Skitarii]

Because Mormons are obsessed with sugar.

When you're banned from drinking alcohol and caffiene, you gotta turn to other vices...

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

Is it a humble brag or a sad brag that I’ve never had one

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

Easy target for people to hate on, considering they're just grocery store icing cookies. It's kind of like hating on long john silvers or burger king.

 

[Lovely Kin]

It's not the worst, but it wasn't worth the price when I tried it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@WelperHelper99 get the fuck in here you Mormon fuck. Why do your people sell these over priced cookies?

 

[WelperHelper99]

@WelperHelper99 get the fuck in here you Mormon fuck. Why do your people sell these over priced cookies?

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They taste good I guess? We don't drink or smoke man. Cookies and soda shops filled a niche.

 

[Señora Airi]

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They taste good I guess? We don't drink or smoke man. Cookies and soda shops filled a niche.

I do have a question: I thought sodas had some caffeine in them. How do the Mormons deal with that, or do the soda shops exclusively purchase the zero caffeine ones (which I can never find in stores)?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I do have a question: I thought sodas had some caffeine in them. How do the Mormons deal with that, or do the soda shops exclusively purchase the zero caffeine ones (which I can never find in stores)?

The caffeine thing is a myth.