Why do the Italians enjoy pooing so often

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

And I understand the Irish eat a lot of potatoes but 2 per week seems like constipation.



Edit: North Macedonia’s entire population are dehydrated or something

 

[Cat tit bingo]

The answer is espresso, I'm sure Cuba and Miami have similar numbers.

 

[Sillyclown]

Constant consumption of olive oil and coffee.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[dick brain]

That explains the smell

 

[We Are The Witches]

What? Per week?

I feel like this is inaccurate, >30 is when it starts to get really suspicious.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Not surprised Germans shit 46 times per week.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Admit it, you all tried to scroll the map over to India.

 

[Mound Dweller]

All the lactose intolerant neoeuros literally shitting up the stats I reckon.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Because Italians are a piece of shit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

People sure seem to shit on both extreme ends of the bell curve. Wouldn't have expected that distribution.

 

[Character from a movie]

I wonder what's the average in India.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I feel like I get about one a day. I cannot imagine the sort of life you'd have to live to get 55. That's going to the toilet like 7-8 times a day and dropping logs. I think my ass would fall off.

 

[draggs]

How are those Western Euro countries having an average of people shidding 6-8 times a day? I was confidently informed that Euro food is superior in all ways, you don't shid 6-8 times a day unless your food is such slop your body can barely digest it so it screams through your system like an F1 race

 

[Harm]

Niggas will goof on Facebook normies for falling for lame AI bait posts and then turn around and take the "Italians poop 55 times a week" chart dead ass serious.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Niggas will goof on Facebook normies for falling for lame AI bait posts and then turn around and take the "Italians poop 55 times a week" chart dead ass serious.

Found the 1-a-weeker.