Why do the mental wards fatten you up?

[Aljam]

I've gained 15 pounds being stuck in a mental prison nigga.

At least they are giving me an ozempic alternative now

 

[hl2_linux]

you phat

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

They give you a cocktail of meds that you probably don’t need, and there’s no exercise.

 

[Moths]

Fat people don't have the energy to fight with staff

 

[OrionBalls]

Because you were drinking all your calories before they locked you up.

 

[eDove]

They give you mountains and mountains of garbage food with desserts. That can't be helpful to one's mental state.

 

[ReeveReeveMessenger]

They're going to lure you into a comically large oven then cook and eat you

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How are you getting fat? I thought crayons are a zero calorie food.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The nurses are too fattening these days. Had to switch to eating the therapists.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

How are you getting fat? I thought crayons are a zero calorie food.

You're DEFINITELY underestimating how many crayons OP eats. Probably those thick ones I had back in elementary school too.

 

[kittycatcocainemix]

Genuine attempt at an answer but many of the anti-psychotic drugs that they give you have a known side effect of weight gain, such as Abilify and Risperidone which treat psychosis (and are basically pacifier drugs, because nurses in mental wards don't want to deal with your deranged ramblings)

 

[KittyGremlin]

Genuine attempt at an answer but many of the anti-psychotic drugs that they give you have a known side effect of weight gain, such as Abilify and Risperidone which treat psychosis (and are basically pacifier drugs, because nurses in mental wards don't want to deal with your deranged ramblings)

Start lifting because the bulking is already happening for you. Become the "LITERALLY ME" schizo protag of your dreams!

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

those pills are bad for you

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If they can't make you happy they'll try to make you jolly

 

[peachlover669]

your meant to be trying a new escape attempt every night thus burning calories fucking retard

 

[Swine Schwein]

Getting 15 units of any currency just by eating crazy people's food would be a good deal if you ask me

He he I made a money joke

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's unintentional side effects of the medicine they give you. They nuke your entire metabolic system. Trust me, they don't want you big or strong. You're harder to tard wrangle.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fat people don't have the energy to fight with staff

This was the approach they took at Alcatraz.

 

[DankSmoker]

Because crazy people who are fat are more endearing, like Chris Farley.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

Fat people don't have the energy to fight with staff

They might resist more if they are strong, but they are unable to run and tire easily which makes them easy to restrain.

Not that it matters if they are on a high dose of anti-psychotics which numbs them to the point they won't do much to begin with.