Why doesn't Joe Biden have his own thread when Trump does?

The presence of a Biden forum theme should make it explicitly clear this is an anti-Trump website and staff has been instructed to negrate any pro-Trump or anti-Biden propaganda.
 
Poly sperging is gay and the Trump thread is already a disaster.
I'm simply asking a question. Why isn't there one for Biden?

Please redirect yourself to A&H with the thread "US POLITICS GENERAL"
Oh shut up..

Because Trump is a funnier lolcow than any other on Capital Hill by far. No other cow has driven so many men insane, whether that be for him or against him.
Biden is far funnier. Trump is funny unironically a good deal of the time because he has wit. Biden is more of a lol cow because he's funny ironically.


The presence of a Biden forum theme should make it explicitly clear this is an anti-Trump website and staff has been instructed to negrate any pro-Trump or anti-Biden propaganda.
True. Mods on this site do seem very soy.
 
You could make one. Nothing's stopping you.
Except I wouldn't have moderator support like the other thread and they'd likely nuke it. The truth is they don't want to do it because they're most likely biased themselves and they know the double standards exist. You can have sites like reddit that threaten Trump and his associates every day and they stay up with 0 punishment. Meanwhile whenever a site spreads negativity towards Biden like X/Twitter for example immediately there's a huge push to deal with it.
 
short answer: trump fat

long answer: a biden thread would quickly devolve into videos of him sniffing kids and being creepy which is fine to roast but it would probably inevitably devolve into a Qanon thing and just lead to shitting up the forum.

You could make a biden thread if you want and see if it gets approved though, if you think there's enough funny stuff to put in the OP that is.
 
Biden doesn't seem interesting enough to be a lolcow. just a senile puppet
He's said way funnier things than Trump ironically.

short answer: trump fat

long answer: a biden thread would quickly devolve into videos of him sniffing kids and being creepy which is fine to roast but it would probably inevitably devolve into a Qanon thing and just lead to shitting up the forum.

You could make a biden thread if you want and see if it gets approved though, if you think there's enough funny stuff to put in the OP that is.
Would never get approved. Also love how accusing Trump of pedophilia is ok but accusing Biden is le q anon
 
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Generally speaking, currently serving politicians aren't allowed to have threads, since such threads will inevitably lead to a-logging and politisperging. The only exception I can think of is Marjorie Taylor-Green, who goes on schizo rants about Jewish space lasers. Trump only got his own thread once he left office in 2021.

If Biden loses reelection, he would definitely be a candidate for a thread, assuming he stays in the public eye and doesn't just sit in his autism corner and paint like Bush Jr.
 
Biden is way more of a lol cow than Trump
He's said way funnier things than Trump ironically.

ok but a cow is not just some retard who says dumb shit sometimes. a cow is somebody with an unusually insane and chronic pattern of behavior. somebody who's so much of a train wreck it's genuinely surprising that they exist. Donny T kind of stretches the definition of cow, but he's funny to watch at least, because he acts like an autistic weirdo, says weird autistic boomer shit, that kind of thing. Trump constantly sending pictures to some magazine writer to prove his fingers aren't short is lolcow type behavior (despite the libs running that story into the fucking ground). what's so funny about Biden? he says cringe shit sometimes in the course of being a politician? boring. having threads on popular culture war figures is borderline politisperging but Trump, at least, has an arguable lolcow quality about him that makes him at least borderline threadworthy. Biden is just a fag.
 
Biden is a demented old man who can't form a coherent thought and wouldn't be lulzy if he wasn't the president, Trump is lulzy regardless
He was lol'zy when he was young too. Constantly backtracking on his beliefs, making outlandish claims and worrying behavior in general.

ok but a cow is not just some retard who says dumb shit sometimes. a cow is somebody with an unusually insane and chronic pattern of behavior. somebody who's so much of a train wreck it's genuinely surprising that they exist. Donny T kind of stretches the definition of cow, but he's funny to watch at least, because he acts like an autistic weirdo, says weird autistic boomer shit, that kind of thing. Trump constantly sending pictures to some magazine writer to prove his fingers aren't short is lolcow type behavior (despite the libs running that story into the fucking ground). what's so funny about Biden? he says cringe shit sometimes in the course of being a politician? boring. having threads on popular culture war figures is borderline politisperging but Trump, at least, has an arguable lolcow quality about him that makes him at least borderline threadworthy. Biden is just a fag.
Biden possibly raped his granddaughter, sperged about black kids rubbing his legs and called them a racial slur, sniffed kids, has a very questionable history in Ukraine, claimed he was responsible for the civil rights movement, copied another guys speech and is constantly contradicting himself. It's funny.
 
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