Why doesn't Ross, the largest Friend, simply eat all of the other Friends?

[Cats]

It would immediately Solve the show and families watching together can take the opportunity to teach their small children about the concept of Survival of the Fittest.

Instead, they spend 10 seasons saying words.

??????

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Joey and chandler are probably laced with drugs, Monica and phoebe probably have diseases, if I was him I'd only eat Rachael.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Ross is a Gamma faggot. In real life, Rachel would never in a million years be interested in him. He would furiously pine for her for decades.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

So true! I hated that part about the show too.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You’ve never known where they’ve been. Especially hippies.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

they aren't kosher