Why don't wannabe mods volunteer in real life?

[seri0us]

All the wannabe mods I've came across claim that they don't want to be a mod out of lust for the illusion of power, but out of generosity and love of people. If that's true, why don't they volunteer in real life?

 

[Kane Lives]

Can't get updoots in real-life.

 

[King Fructose]

Memes are allowed in general IRL

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Because if they had an actual useful skill, they wouldn't be jannies in the first place.

 

[Cup Noodle]

They'd have to leave their computer for more than a few minutes.

 

[Just A Butt]

you ever notice that the people who complain about the jannies the hardest are usually like the absolute WORST posters?

weird