Why don’t we return the land back to its original inhabitants?

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Humanity has been on this earth for only 300,000 years, while the dinosaurs roamed the earth for 147 million years. Why don’t return this land back to the native reptilians?

 

[Foxxo]

Because they're dead.

 

[Haint]

Birds are everywhere. Everytime a pigeon shits on your car, you better rethink your original statement. Or go live in proximity to wild alligators.

 

[Bigpapapump]

My nigga! Give it to my homies the turtles. 240 million years on Earth, these niggas are kangs.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Because the reptiles already control the world.

They... have evolved.

 

[BScCollateral]

You first.

 

[Skitarii]

Why don't you stop making the worst threads in existence