Why hasn't the Euro replaced the dollar yet?

[Doc Cassidy]

We all know that the dollar is trash just like america in general, but why is it still traded rather than the Euro? It simply makes more sense to trade in a European currency rather than an american one.

Just wondering why people still use the dollar when the Euro already exists.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

because euros are cucks to the burgers.

 

[Un Platano]

I'll use them under the condition that they all get redesigned with the president on the corresponding US banknote. And yes, that means there's going to be a €1 bill. Coins are fucking gay.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

but why is it still traded rather than the Euro

Have you seen European monetary and fiscal policy?

 

[Meat Target]

Because Europe is trash. Your pompous, faggy accents do not make you smart.

 

[Autistic Monkey]

Both are cringe. Everything should be replaced by the Vietnamese currency Dong (₫).

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Because as bad as the dollar is, everything else is somehow even worse.

 

[soy_king]

This shit is super late. Euro recently fell below parity for the first time in 20 years and I'm pretty sure its still there.

 

[DumbDude42]

bad time to make a thread like this, considering that the euro is currently in the process of tanking super hard, i think it's actually worth less than the dollar now for the first time ever.

 

[Product Placement]

Euro is about to be worth less than the dollar

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Not even all EU countries want to use the Euro.

 

[TiggerNits]

Because as bad as the dollar is, everything else is somehow even worse.

Pretty much everything America has going on always carries the caveat "But it's still leagues better than anything else when you understand the context"

 

[TurdFondler]

Because Europeans are hella gay

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Dumb name, dumb symbol, no sovereignty, too many basket case user countries.

Should have been honest about the reality of who controls the EU and just call it the Deutschmark.

 

[Lone Dogma]

Because a single currency means if one country's economy tanks, everyone's tanks. The economic crisis of 2008 and Greece spring to mind.

I'm glad we didn't take it when we were in that shitfest union.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

BECAUSE THE USA IS NUMBER ONE, FAGGOT!!!!!!!

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

We all know that the dollar is trash just like america in general, but why is it still traded rather than the Euro? It simply makes more sense to trade in a European currency rather than an american one.

Just wondering why people still use the dollar when the Euro already exists.

Wait, you're serious?

<snicker>

Because europe is nothing but faggots, goat fuckers, aloha snackbar workers, sex trafficked kids, and bulbheads.