Why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage?

[AsianChris]

I so need a cute girl of my age.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

If you have a piece of paper that features Benjamin Franklin, you can use it to perform this magic trick where you give it to a woman of low social standing and she will perform CPR to your PP.

 

[HensKenKline]

Genetics.

 

[Hoff Man]

so the virginity and rage are two different things amplifying eachother

regards to the virginity, literally, just go buy a hooker - save your money for a nice one or a weekend in vegas with a pornstar if you really want - the only person who looks down on such behavior is you and/or you parents

just do it and then suddenly you don't have to think about it anymore it's just a non issue and you can focus on other things

as for rage - listen to metal and workout at the gym and punch your wall and scream and if someone gives you a hard time then tell them fuck you and get ready to throw fists and get arrested

50% of anger issues stem from not epressing them at all

 

[Crankenstein]

Despite all your rage you're still just a faggot with AIDS

 

[metroid_fetish]

I have a two step plan where you can turn your life around and the best part is that you can do the steps in whichever order you choose.

Stop being Asian.
Stop being Chris.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

The jews are keeping you from the pussy.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Probably because you are wasting your time with silly Threads like this instead of improving yourself?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

[Intro]
Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!

[Verse 1]
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 2]
And I see da ladies walking
Along one by one
And I never wanna hear
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Chorus]
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 3]
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Chorus]
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Bridge]
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!

[Verse 4]
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…

[Chorus]
Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
I so need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Outro]
Never say it, now!

 

[naught sock account 1]

:autism: simple as.

 

[Barry Scott]

It's because there is no cute girl your age.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Because you have a Kiwi Farms account.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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There's a sister of a lolcows wife that'll probably fuck you for blow and some grubhub, plus she may summon the spirit of a deceased parent which could be hot if you like ghosts watching you fuck.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

I feel your pain, my Asian brother. I used to live in a small, rural area where the women were ugly as hell. A friend once said it was definitely the place to be if you want to stay celibate. You'd ask yourself, is that a woman, or a bull moose? You could only tell because one of them had kids with them and wore flannel clothing. The only advice I can offer is, I guess, after the pandemic is over, you could join a support group for survivors and hope to hook up with a cute widow. Other than that, PornHub is your friend. As for your anger, I say put it to good use. Join Twitter and start calling out bullshit virtue signalers and clout chasers, and organizing a campaign to cancel the proponents of cancel culture.