Why is @AssDust afraid of top hats?

[OpenBASED]

I like top hats. They're very fashionable and they can even store rabbits inside of them!
Top Hats are the coolest thing ever! What did they ever do to @AssDust?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

AssDust mad because he can't make good posts

 

[Ol' Slag]

Assdust's father used to make tophats but then he died from Mercury poisoning.

 

[DerKryptid]

He sat on one by accident and it made him sad

 

[Mal0]

Neckbeards prefer fedoras.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Probably walked in on his mom getting banged by the magician she hired for his birthday one year.

 

[OpenBASED]

Probably walked in on his mom getting banged by the magician she hired for his birthday one year.

Was it Wes Iseli?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Was it Wes Iseli?

Maybe, either way he wasn't pulling a rabbit out of his mom's ass.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

@AssDust. How about a fedora?

 

[DerKryptid]

Maybe, either way he wasn't pulling a rabbit out of his mom's ass.

Was he pulling a hat out from under there?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Topham Hat shot his dad.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Was he pulling a hat out from under there?

No, no just fisting her