Why is Compy's skin black? Help

[Sexual Stallone]

I've noticed Compy's skin has a dark tone, why?

 

[cypocryphy]

Sicilian heritage.

 

[Male]

I always thought it was because he was in the sun for so long fighting off pisant solders

 

[Luna]

Oh my god, Hal. You can't just ask people why they're black.

 

[Male]

I think the question we should all be asking is why is hal's name pink?

 

[exball]

He's black because his heart is dark and cold.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin

 

[DC 740]

Autism is a cat.

 

[Foulmouth]

Because

 

[applecat]

I can verify that once you go black, you never go back.

 

[DH 384]

Compy's black because he does this weekly:

 

[Male]

if he's not black then I am a gorilla

 

[Foulmouth]

if he's not black then I am a gorilla

Compy confirmed as not black.

 

[Coldgrip]

Who's Compy?

 

[EI 903]

He's a son of Ham, despised by GodBear.

 

[FogHornCakeHorn]

A long time ago Compy discover a large melanin deposit on one of his mining expeditions, when no bank would take the melanin for safe keeping Compy had to find somewhere to put it. That is when Compy decided the best place to store the melanin was in himself. So Compy is not black he storing melanin until the markets go up and he can sell it for a profit and also his name does not start with words lil or big, therefore not black.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'm here just to ask why DeagleDad's banned.

Also, autism is a cat.

 

[A-Stump]

He is tainted by the sins and online bullying he has committed

 

[The Dude]

He may be black, but he has an Asian penis.

 

[QueenMegan]

he was burned in a keurig fire