Why is gas almost 7 dollars a gallon?

[SandyCat]

I'm too retarded to follow all the happenings in the world that causes this shit. What happened?

Do the lizard people need more shekels?

 

[Blasterisk]

I accidentally most of it, sorry.

 

[King Fructose]

Someone shit into one of the major US gas reserves and now thousands of gallons of gas has to be thrown away.

 

[SandyCat]

I accidentally most of it, sorry.

You fucker. Give us back our gas

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Cause you furries have been huffing the gas fumes to get high. Stop it or I’m calling anime control.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Virtue Signal boosting at everyone's expense.

 

[Quijibo69]

Because rich people want you to own nothing and be happy. Are you happy yet?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

You fucker. Give us back our gas

The ocean needs it more than us.
How else are they going to power their little cars at Bikini Bottom?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You voted for a child molester

 

[Grub]

I farted too hard and accidentally blew a bunch out of the atmosphere. Sorry about that.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Because Joe Biden wants to make your life shittier and then to demand that you thank him for it.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Just a few years ago we started producing more petroleum than we used and it was decided that we should lift the 1970's petroleum crisis ban on selling domestic petroleum on the world market. After that some jackass decided to shut down domestic petroleum production. Blame Trump and Biden both.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Because a bunch of oilmen and sheikhs decided you're an ass

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Just a few years ago we started producing more petroleum than we used and it was decided that we should lift the 1970's petroleum crisis ban on selling domestic petroleum on the world market. After that some jackass decided to shut down domestic petroleum production. Blame Trump and Biden both.

I dunno, I'm more irritated by the fact that domestic petroleum production was shut down-- under what circumstance could you ever justify that?