Why is it okay to give cats catnip but its not okay to feed dogs cocaine?

[and 17 others]

Why it be like that?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

It’s not called “Dogcocaine” is why. Try Dogtags instead.

 

[eDove]

It seems like you can fuck with your animals as long as it's within the bounds of the law. It's not legal to own or distribute cocaine.

 

[Meat Target]

It’s not called “Dogcocaine” is why. Try Dogtags instead.

Why not dogecaine?

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

the feds do not want you to know that giving cocaine to dogs will give them abilites to hyperscan glowniggers through walls and evaporate them

 

[Chaos Theorist]

You give a bit of bubble to one badger and you end up on a list....

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Because it's not okay to give cats cocaine either.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Because it would cause an increase in demand and an increase in cocaine prices. After sending billions to Ukraine, the taxpayers can’t afford to let Hunter Biden’s habit get any more expensive.

 

[Flatline]

Give your cat a whiff of ear wax and see what happens.