Why is it that whenever a song performed by female british pop singers appears on my spotify playlist, I can smell Chlamydia in my headphones?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

And furthermore can this be leveraged as a biological weapon?

 

[Wuornos]

Probably because you're a retard.

Everyone knows it's Madonna, Lady Gaga and Cardi B who are a walking petri dish of venereal diseases.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Maybe don't keep your headphones in your mom's panty drawer.

 

[Character from a movie]

How do you know what chlamydia smells like?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

How do you know what chlamydia smells like?

Son, when you get to be as old as I am, you've just kind of smelled a lot of different things in your life.

All I can say is that if you ever wake up, look in the bathroom mirror , then try and discern whether or not you have pink eye or chlamydial conjunctivitis... you'll know.