once upon a time I tried running Stalker 1 on my decent-but-still-just-a-laptop rig and I was like "woah these bizarre noneuclidian monstrosities attacking me how vidya" and buddy was like "no, that's your cpu melting"
this other time I had an old laptop that was on its last legs, to the point I had to keep a box fan next to it while it was on because the internal fans were dead
then somebody stole it
lol joke's on them enjoy chernobyl on your crotch dummy
sorta like those south africa car flame throwers