Why is my religion so much better and more objectively correct about everything than yours?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Your religion is ass, bro.

 

[Axiom.]

No u.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Being gay isn't a religion.

... okay, maybe it is these days.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Because it doesn't involve human sacrifice and its principal prophet/highest deity was not a sexual degenerate/didn't leave behind his wife and kids to search for "enlightenment".