Why is thirstposting severely frowned upon?

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I got banned from the Bella Janke thread for asking for her nudes.

If there's female lolcows first thing you want to see is their scuddy pics, regardless if they're attractive or not.

Thats the whole reason you go on the internet in the first place isn't it? To see tits and fanny!

It's a ruddy flamin' disgrace is what it is! By gum!

 

[byuu]

Only nudes from fat gay men and trannies are allowed here.
Anything else makes the female users of this board feel threatened.

 

[Cringe newfag]

Null is a homo and hates female bodies.

 

[Viam]

Only nudes from fat gay men and trannies are allowed here.
Anything else makes the female users of this board feel threatened.

If you think such content isn't going to make me thirsty, then think again.

 

[Apochrypha]

Because they are horrible people. Attractive people on occasion, but still horrid.

 

[Judgment Boy]

Because absolutely no one here wants to hear/read just how badly you want to play Dirty Doctor with a lolcow. No one cares what moves you'd whip out in a bout of Nudist Bed Dancing given the chance, a play-by-play of your fantasy if she'd agree to just one game of Stratego In The Sheets, etc.

This isn't a porn website. Nowhere does it even hint that it is. No one sane would choose Kiwi Farms as a place to go to for a wank.

If you get that thirsty, you might as well just be using Google with the safe search off. Or Reddit.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Because absolutely no one here wants to hear/read just how badly you want to play Dirty Doctor with a lolcow.

I mean.... the offers there

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Because it's sexual harassment, it crosses the line and can end horribly. I know you are not intentional but just like fedposting, someone MIGHT take it seriously and you could be in a big trouble.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Britfag confirmed!

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Because it makes the fat legbeards in BP have flashbacks to every school dance they spent standing at the edge of the room waiting for Chad to ask them to dance.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Oh, you think you're special homie?

Like 6 months-ish after I joined (so this was years back) there was a highlight of the Momokun thread, and a bunch of people were getting threadbanned for obvious, positively rated jokes due to "thirstposting", I made a passive aggressive post to whoever was moderating the thread saying something along the lines of "Momokun is one of the most disgusting individuals to walk the planet, she's charitably a 3/10 and even uglier in personality, this is an entertainment site in case you didn't know, assume anyone saying they want to fuck momokun is joking, stop hovering over the thread banning people for screwing around" and that one single post earned a blanket permaban from the entire lolcow salon that lasts to this day.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was the most severe post to ban action in site history, and I'm proud of being too man for the salon.
Any place that needs constant reassurance that they're better than fucking momokun is not a place worth participating in, after all.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

As a community kiwifarms firmly believes in semen retention. All coomer thought has to be purged or the Vril maximalists might crack. Expenditure of your male essence on useless endeavours, such as thirsting after thots, is severely frowned upon.

 

[Wintersun]

Because it's creepy, and nobody gives a shit how horny you are. Even if you find some of the cows attractive, the fact that you feel the need to inform others that your pussy gets hard for them makes you some sort of mega-autist.

 

[eDove]

Because (in my opinion) it adds nothing to the discussion and is annoying for that reason alone. It's pointless white noise that interrupts the flow of a thread.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

because being a coomer is trashy. That's it. You've got every other place from Discord to Twitter where you and your bros can jack off with one another and run rampant talking about boobs and butts endlessly like a middle schooler.

 

[3322]

 

[独人13]

Really? Isabella Bella fucking Janke?

humanity is far beyond doomed.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Reddit is full of coomers and coompics while maintaining a huge (kek) female user base. Blaming the lack of coompics on female users is a copout for users who want to complain without challenging Null’s decision. He could contain porn in a dedicated thread far away from BP but he doesn’t. Why not ask the man himself?

I would bet money that most female users here have been on the internet since the days when women were vastly outnumbered online. The days before everything was considered rape and when the internet was mostly uncensored. It would take much more than nudes to run us off this oasis from troonery.

Not allowing it also reduces the chances of the site being shut down because of some retard posting underage content. There’s the whole rest of the internet to talk with other guys about what makes your dicks hard (no homo?).

 

[Lemmingwise]

I have no problem with thirstposting, as long as you keep it behind the doors of your bedroom. Don't spill your spunk here.

 

[draggs]

Being reminded that other people have sexual urges is very triggering to incels