- Joined
- Oct 30, 2024
Me and my BFF Shlomo Bergstein decided to bury the gold I inherited from my deceased father (may he rest in peace). I originally just wanted to exchange the gold for cash at the local Gold Exchange but Shlomo informed me that if I planted the gold in my backyard I could grow a gold tree that would give me more gold than I could ever dream of. We planted the gold together but after a few weeks absolutely nothing had grown. I started to worry that someone might have spied on us burying the gold and dug it up for themselves, so I dug up the spot and discovered to my horror that the gold had vanished. I quickly ran to the telephone and told Shlomo about it and he explained that it only looked like the gold disappeared because the soil absorbed it and that it meant the gold tree would begin growing soon. Well, it's been a few more weeks since then and still nothing has emerged from the ground. Is there anything I could do to help speed up the process? There has to be someone here who's had experience with gold trees.
