Why must I lick hiigh capacity battery terminals?

[Penis Drager]

I do it once, it hurts, but they look so inviting and I must do it again. I must put my tongue to them. It has to happen even though I know what the result will be.

Not even in a sexual way but also yes.

 

[Vingle]

Autism

 

[King Fructose]

mental retardation

 

[I am vomit]

Do it long enough and you'll get a super power.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I think Freud said it's because you want to suck your dad's dick and I agree with him.

 

[User names must be unique]

You crave foods when they provide a nutritional element you're lacking. You're clearly deficient in vitamin 12V

 

[Shig O'nella]

The taste reminds you of your parent's disappointment.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Because you want to ZAP TO THE EXTREME

 

[Kromer Merchant]

You're autistic and you need to stim. To be fair the metal probably does feel inviting

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

It's the only way to make the voices stop talking.

 

[JoshPlz]

put battery terminals on benis

 

[Crunchy Oats]

put battery terminals on benis

I was just about to say that, but you beat me to it. Make sure you also get your benis wet with something first, too.

 

[Grub]

put drag battery terminals on benis

Ftfy