Why the Hell did the Spiders decide to choose my house?

[verygayFrogs]

I'm not sure what they are, they're yellow and have wierd ass looking legs but they keep breeding and decide that my house is somehow the best place to live. Am I the only one with the problem of spiders just deciding to choose their home over every other place in the damn neighborhood and how the hell do I keep them out because they ain't paying the fucking rent.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Your house is full of bugs, its like a buffet for spiders.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Your house is full of bugs, its like a buffet for spiders.

You gotta burn it, collect the insurance, and move out. Once you see that you have bugs, there's at least thousand more of those fuckers lurking in the darkness.

 

[Red Hood]

He took it all too far
But boy could he play guitar

 

[Puff]

Do you live near a livestock farm? A wetland? They like the flying ones.

 

[TFT-A9]

Spiders are pretty cool

 

[Μusk]

Can you post some pictures for identification?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Ever heard of a spider mixed with a cricket?

Count your blessings that you don't have those crawling around your kitchen at night lookin to party like I do, especially since I live on a dead-end block near a preserve.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Be friends.
Spiders are cool.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Unless you're australian spiders are your friends, they keep the real pests on check and even kindly eat each other if their numbers grow too much.

 

[Tookie]

how we react when the spiders is how we reveal our deepest selves. the spider bring the hidden to the surface. wow

 

[Baguette Child]

Just be glad it isn't one of the demon spiders in the bush directly surrounding my front door. They're fist sized, cannot be killed by RAID or other bugsprays, and know no mortal fear. There are always three or four of them at the top of the bush and they rotate in place to follow me with their eyes when I enter or exit. There are at least a dozen more that I have counted hiding beneath the gatekeepers.

 

[Krystal]

He summons them.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Dox 'em, then they'll have to move.

 

[Purin Chan]

I’ve been reading this thread in an aussie accent the entire time.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Do you live near a livestock farm? A wetland? They like the flying ones.

No,this is a normal neighborhood

Can you post some pictures for identification?

Next time one appears I will

 

[MySonDavid]

Based on your limited description ill take a stab and guess Cheiracanthium sp. or 'yellow sac spider'.

EDIT: How exactly are the legs weird looking? Could be a species of crab spider. If you get a pic I can probably help you out. I'm a spider fag.

 

[contradiction of terns]

Broheim, just get some of the spray you squirt around the perimeter of the house. We have to do this every year with grass spiders. It's no biggie.

 

[Irrelevant]

Spiders are allies against the evil flies that love my face and monitor.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Spiders love arachnid-fearing faggots.