Why was JFK killed?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Why’d they do it?

 

[Alan Dershowitz]

His wife was a whore and he talked like a retard

 

[NigKid]

Don't fuck with the glowies influence

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

He asked too many questions, you know what I mean?

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Antizionism

 

[Idiotron]

Based on what I've read, I'm leaning towards the commies killing him.
JFK was heavily against communism and Oswald was a member of the Communist Party.
The other shooters who were never found were other party members and they left him to be the scapegoat.
Maybe it was the government but commies are also a solid possibility.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

It was probably commies.

In any case, we should kill all the commies just to be sure.

 

[dreamworks face]

This video explains it pretty well.

Trevor Moore: High in Church - "Kitty History"

Trevor Moore of The Whitest Kids U' Know explores a parallel universe where adorable war crimes are committed by wily felines.

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[Red Hood]

Texas is the reason

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

It was a combinations of things he did to piss of the intelligence apparatus, federal reserve, and political establishment.

I just think the CIA just bribed the Italian Mob to do the hit for them.

 

[Twinkletard]

Johnson, the CIA, FBI, and State Dept. did it because they wanted to fight commies in Vietnam and Kennedy didn't want to escalate the shit.

Plot twist: they should have fucked off

 

[Feline Supremacist]

He chickened out during Bay of Pigs thus costing the Jews shekels.

 

[Foxxo]

He was a Democrat who wasn't left-wing enough. He was murdered by a socialist.

 

[Just A Butt]

cause stephen king went back in time and killed oswald but then he came back to the present and there were earthquakes for some unexplained plot reasons so he had to go back to the past again and reset everything but then he danced with his 80 year old girlfriend so everything was ok even though he didn't actually change anything except he got all crippled up and older (this is a real book he wrote)

 

[Constellationzero]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Product Placement]

Because two gunshot wounds one near the centre of the body and just above the right shoulder, and the second 1 inch to the right centre of the back of the head. The guy was too weak to survive that, so his body gave up.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Man, Who the fuck knows

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Because he singlehandedly caused the Baby Boom.

 

[The Lawgiver]

In the past, I've heard from a guy that knows a guy that knew a guy that the JFK killing had ties to the Mafia/government connection shit. Might've been complete bullshit and it's been a whole while since I was told about this. I fucking wish I could remember the whole god damn story cause it was actually kinda in depth and interesting.

Did people ever find out what the actual fuck the deal with the weird shit in the footage was, or is that along with the potential second shooter, or just forever gonna be one of those mysteries without answers?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

The Mafia and Jimmy Hoffa had a stake in it 100%.
But I also personally believe the commies and the baby Deep State pulled a lot of strings to get JFK out of the picture. Nigger was too cocky in more than one sense and untrustworthy as fuck. Fucker would have probably started WW3 just for the fuck of it.
I also think LHO knew what was going down and was part of the gun boys, though not the only one obviously. What the fucker may not have anticipated is that he'll be left holding balls, then holding lead in his heart with the word 'patsy' written all over his face.