Why won't the bank accept chocolate coins?

[SandyCat]

Fucking jews won't let me cash these bad boys in

 

[Caralho]

Their loss, honestly.
Don't listen to them, you're a rich man.

 

[Dawdler]

Have you tried clipping them and trading them in at next merchant ?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They're not legal tender.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

A valid question. Perhaps they require 99.999% dark chocolate for it to be accepted?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Jews

 

[Joy Depression]

Take them to the bank of chocolate, it's in the land of chocolate. Homer Simpson can show you.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Because Chocolate melts in the heat.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Lack Toes In Tolarent

 

[Chao Garden]

They're allergic to chocolate

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What kind of bank are you going to? You can only redeem them at the sperm bank. Make sure to ask for the fresh stuff. None of that frozen bullshit.

 

[dick brain]

Not on the blockchain

 

[Kosher Dill]

They might be counterfeit. I can check them for you.