Why would someone keep 99 bottles of beer on their wall?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wouldn't it make more sense to put them in the refrigerator? Are they drinking them warm like some sort of European? Disgusting.

 

[Lou Bega]

All in all it's just another beer on the wall.

 

[#FreeRoss]

All in all it's just another beer on the wall.

We don't need no intoxication.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

to take one down and pass it around, obviously.

 

[DankSmoker]

It's called a cellar, you nigger.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's called a cellar, you nigger.

If they keep the beers in the cellar, where do they keep the dead hookers?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

They're a boomer dad, trying to justify their alcoholism as a hobby

 

[SandyCat]

If they keep the beers in the cellar, where do they keep the dead hookers?

Maybe Patrick Tomlinson can turn them into pepperoni

 

[dick brain]

We don't need no intoxication.

We don't need no prohibition

 

[Soup Sammiches]

So you can take one down and pass it around.

 

[Chao Garden]

cause they have a drinking problem

 

[We Are The Witches]

Maybe it's a collection of cans/bottles.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Maybe it's a collection of cans/bottles.

The song does say 'take one down, pass it around...' but doesn't specify drinking, so you're not technically wrong.

 

[Forever A Loner]

ran out of room in the fridge.

 

[Town Drunk]

We can rule out autism, as having 99 but not 100 would cause a spergout.

 

[stares at error messages]

Alcoholism.

 

[DankSmoker]

cause they have a drinking problem

 

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[Grub]

We can rule out autism, as having 99 but not 100 would cause a spergout.

Unless their autism gives them an irrational fear of round numbers.

 

[One Angry Computer]

To fill them with sand and make a great insulation. Asbestos and fiberglass are boring. Who wants to see forbidden cotton candy when you have shiny green and brown glass sparkling on your wall?