will 2026 be the year something finally happens?

[The News Crews]

I'm tired of waiting

 

[Yugica]

Nothing ever happens.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Unfortunately, the happening is happening right now. Per the Sunspot Number charts, 2025 is gonna be the happening-est it'll be for a long time, and then 2026 through 2031 the happenings will gradually get less intense

 

[Nicholas Gur]

No. WEF is projecting 2030, but I think I heard shit may have been delayed.

 

[The News Crews]

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Unfortunately, the happening is happening right now. Per the Sunspot Number charts, 2025 is gonna be the happening-est it'll be for a long time, and then 2026 through 2031 the happenings will gradually get less intense

So this means something major will happen in December then?

 

[Nicholas Gur]

So this means something major will happen in December then?

Kid down the road claims some crazy john calling himself a saint will break into your home and leave gifts.