Will intravenous injections of raw oysters make my pee pee bigger?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've tried everything else and nothing has worked!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

certainly can't make it smell any worse

 

[Cornfed]

Do it and get back us after you get out of the hospital buddy.

 

[Pure Soap]

Raw oysters won’t work, you’re gonna have to find pufferfish liver, ground it into a paste, and inject that into your dick.